I was upstairs watching TV in our loft relaxing on this Sunday afternoon. Porter and Zach were in their room, putting together their latest Lego creations and talking. "Guess what Uncle Dan told me," Porter said. Interested on what divine words of wisdom my little brother had told my son, I put in a listening ear. Here's what he said:
Porter: Never laugh at a rhinoceros.
Porter: Because it will knock you over.
Porter: But you can laugh. Because you'll never see a rhinoceros.